Teenage Dirtbag, Girls Aloud. Written by Brendan B. Brown.
'I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby, come with me Friday, don't say maybe.'
Welcome to the pop stratosphere - the top 100 pop songs EVER. Well, actually my pick of the best since 1963. And to make the job easier (and more fun) I decided to leave the Beatles out lest they end up monopolising the whole thing.